The gym, that didn’t happen. Work, accomplished early against the week’s
looming deluge? No. Wasn’t meant to be. “Star Wars:
The Last Jedi”? This
happened. Somehow I was able to get the
draft proposal I said I’d do, off to folks on time and then, we had to go. Lacing up my shoes I noticed we had other
more egregious dawdlers. My younger one
was driving things and she was frantic that we’d be late.
My wife graciously
dropped my little one, my step son and I off at the theatre. She’d go park. I assumed we’d be walking in
mid-Skellig-stroll but fortunately the start time was turned out to be fifteen
minutes later than we expected. A lady
in a black tee shirt opened another register and cutting quickly I clarified with
the oblivious mom who presumed to ignore the rest of us in line, that I’d be engaging
the gal behind the counter, first, if you don’t mind?
My daughter bought
the four movie tickets with her membership card. I had no idea how she properly secured any
such membership. She explained quickly
that she’d gotten it with her mother, with her friends. “Everyone has one.” No matter. She had points. We have tickets. We got sweetened popcorn, which is all they
offer and my daughter got a bag of what looked like fried dough twists that
seemed far worse, somehow, than sweetened popcorn and I told her as much.
The movie, well . .
. I felt as though I were being
experimented on by a studio surgeon whose objective was to keep me at
pre-climax, maximum tension for as long as he or she possibly could, narrative
be damned. How much more interesting it might
have been if good and evil were more convincingly obscured, but as it is, the
dark side is still almost
victorious. But they just can’t quite snuff
out the light of hope of the resistance.
And you notice how utterly bankrupt and hollow that seems, like
amateurish propaganda. The old things
you love: light sabres, the millennium falcon, the x-wing fighters are all
back. Along with terrible things you used
to hate are available for the two-minute-hate, and as the next, final, battle
commences and you are asked, one last time to please, please, for the Force,
for your ten-year-old self, suspend disbelief.
I couldn’t begin to.
Sunday, 01/07/17
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