Nothing atmospheric to
complain about today. Blue skies,
“nothing but blue skies,” as Josephine Baker sang, arcing over the northern capital
this morning. Our driver looks eerily
like Yule Brenner with his big eyes and shiny dome. I don’t say that lightly. He really does. He is repeatedly invoking other drivers’
mothers, and calling people “stupid cunt” as we plod along Jingshun Road.
I say “we” as my older daughter is with me. She wanted to sleep for a while, and now has
arisen. Before I can suggest any conversation, her smart phone is deep in her face.
The roadside trees are now completely denuded, save the conifers. Leaves, at least in this section of the road,
have been swept up into piles along one section but are blanketed along the
ground, dull and dusty here by the traffic light.
Everyone on the street is bundled up, but sitting in the back of this
cab with my coat and my sweatshirt, I’m too hot, and start peeling off layers.
The ubiquitous “Donnabella” facial crème ad is in front of
me. The woman is smiling ecstatically. She is the forty something lady of the popular
trio which profiles someone’s idea of twenty-something beauty, beside someone’s
idea of thirty-something beauty and this "I'm still beautiful!" forty-something lady. She appears to be
named Ms. Guan. You’d need more than crème
to hold your smile like that for much more than a moment. She appears to have been frozen this way for years
now. Perhaps she's become fifty-something.
Later, Tom Cruise is on someone’s television. He has just shot seven or eight people, and
then faced-off with a gent who appears to be the arch villain. Circling the bad-guy with a gun, Tom throws
his automatic weapon down to the ground and opts for an old fashion
slugfest. He wins, of course and goes
and saves the blond lady, who is blond, of course. He and Robert Duval are having a heated
conversation, all in Mandarin. There are
subtitles, but, as this is CCTV, they are also Mandarin. What a shame, Tom and Robert couldn’t have
driven up from Jollywood in time to save everyone in San Bernardino. All their shots hit people.
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