A pleasant ride over the gym this
morning. Somewhere around the crossing
of the nameless, fetid canal that borders Capital Paradise, Fela’s “Gentleman”
came on my random mix. Excitement,
certainly mixed with concern. Instinctively
I reached for my pocket and pulled out my phone. There is a version of the song stuck in my library
that cuts out after four minutes, just as the full thunder charge is rising,
continental. There is also the proper full version somewhere in there. I don’t want
the wait four minutes only to be disappointed.
No. Good. This was the fourteen-minute version. I pushed it back in my pocket and considered
where I’d be when the song it reached its end.
I arrived at the
gym and waved “hello’ to the guard as I always do, riding up and over the
wooden incline. And, peddling down to
where one parks one’s bike, I thought I heard him yell out. Turning as I
dismounted he had indeed followed me in.
“It’s closed today. It will open
tomorrow. It’s closed today.” “What?
The gym?” He nodded. I was
confused because the web site suggested today would be open to and ready for
folks like me. But this gent looked
pretty sure of himself. And I contented
myself to hearing Fela talk about his smelly, overdressed friends for the ride back
home. Conscious of not having
done-the-needful, I peddled harder than I otherwise might have.
A friend in Tokyo
wrote and mentioned parenthetically that he had my razor. I’d left it there at his house during a last visit and he
apologetically, noted that he’d been using it.
Indeed, he thought it was a splendid razor, unlike any he’d ever cut
stubble with. He was, of course, happy
to return it to me when next I visited Japan.
This got me
thinking: I buy and lose razors all the
time. I lose razors more than just about
anything. If I lose earphones every six
months or so I probably lose razors every other month. I leave a hotel room, I’d shaven in the
shower and my cursory check fails to reveal what I’ll be cursing myself for, at my next port-of-call.
Which type of Gillette razor had I left at his house? I couldn’t say. They all seem overpriced and of equal
effectiveness. What, I wondered, had he been shaving with all these years? Has he been making due with women’s
disposables? I’ll grant you my razor, any of them, is an upgrade over that. I
penned off something, attempting to be funny and told him that he could
certainly keep it. I’d already moved to the next one which I'd probably already lost, as well.
Sunday 8/12/18
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